Review #6: Spider-Man 3 (More like Stupidman PEE!!!!)

k guis im sory 4 not login on i 4get mi pas!!!
sumtyms i can b st00pid lyk dat sory!!!

n e way i jus saw sm3 cuz every1 told me 2 and ges wat it sucked!

kso basicly ders dis gui naimed peter an 4 sum reason he can shoot webs out his hands JK no its spierman i used 2 luv him wen i was littl but the kids on the bus cald me mean names an once dey threw my spierman pencilcase out da window der jerk!!!!!

ne way spiermans sut gits black an he dancs an dat part was rel funny but the rest wasnt funny

but da DUMEST part iz wen FOX decides 2 hav a crossover wit dat 70 sho!!!

wens dis from groovy? dats like sum beetls stuf i h8 da beetls!!!

so da gui @ da botum starts bein a jerk and den he gets black 2 omg!!! no

also ders a gui cald DA SANMAN

googl sez dat dis gui iz da sanman but he din look lyk dat in da movie i think dis is from da old comics or sumthing wait i ased mom an she sez dat hes da gui dat puts sleep boogers in ur eys wen ur sleepin!!!

fuk i cant turn off da bold!!! k got it but if i erase dat last snetance dis will be bold 2 so ill just lev it der!

k so in da end da sanman teems up wit eric and dey beat up spierman but he wins an den snaman is all im not ur friend but i relly am WTF he just beat up da GUY!!!

i giv dis a 5/10 cuz mary jane haz no tits!
btw guis help plz cuz my bro sez dat mary jane iznt just a person w/ no tits and he sed he was gon smoke mary jane and den he lold!
is mary jane a metafor 4 sex (if you dont no wat a metafor is ask me im smart)?!!?!
sum1 plz tel me!

Review #5: Two and a Half Men

kso guis this show iz relly gai cuz the gui on da lft up der iz soooo gey!!!
hes like the gaiest thin ever but he haz a relly hot gf namd cnady an she iz so hot it sux that shes gon out w/ a gey gui tho cuz she cud go out w/ me cuz shes so hottttt!!! btw dis iz a link so clik it 2 c how hot she iz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n e way guiz evy show the gui on da rit brings home sum girl and hav sex butthe gey 1 don lyk that cuz its his house or summin but n e way his gfs r alwys ral hot so i get horny wenever i wach it!!!!!

aslo ders dis stalker gurl namd roz and she remins me of all my stakers that luv me and folo me evrywer cuz dey tink im hot or summin but i don care cuz there my fangirls!!!

n e way i lykd da show cuz it wa sso hot!!!!
dats anoter hot link!!!^^^^^^^

Review #4: Akira

I havent acshuly seen this movie, but i saw an amv so i think i know enuf to do a revew cuz animy dosnt hav much of a plot its jst like catchin pokemons rite? LOL!!!! in fac i tink i saw pikachu in da amv or somthin but i don no probaly anime s so unriginal it rips off al de oteer wwons just like digimon an yugioh an digioh OMG!!!!

but n e way im jus kidding bout digioh i guess u guessed that lol i make joke like dat sumtimes n e way frm the amv i gess the plt is like th ground is all opning up and eatin peppz and i gess der tryin 2 git outta da city r somethin an is a lil like- wait 3 it- CLOVERRRRFIEEEEELEDDD!1!! wen did dis movie cum out n e way its such an obvus ripoff but whattever its sill petty kool cuz his guts fel out evn tho i had to fas foward thru dat part cuz mom wuld be agry if she nu i was watchin violence i hope hez sill ok cuz den she won git angy cuz its pretend an not rll.............


LOL U GAIZ IM JUS KIDDIN i watch whatrevaaa i want cuz i m a rebel wich is why i do so bad in skool cuz i'm nevar ther cuz im smokin wit da cool kids or playin video gamz by myself in da mall wich is lonley somtimes but w/e im pritty god at da tmnt (tenage mutnt ninja turtles gamen fyi) lik amost at shredder not dat i no who he is cuz its not like i watch it i only ply da gme.

LOL I FARTEEEEEED CUZ DIS STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS WHATEVER



n e way

its about sycic kids i think but im not shure so cud sum1 tell me plz if this review is inacurate!!?!?!

k so i saw part of it on myspace video but my mom came in and dere waz a naked person an i didnt want her 2 c so i exited it out an never saw it again!!! :((

in part deres a motobike an I lyk motorbikes bcuz i do cuz there lyk cars but in haf and i think thats really cool!!!!! 1 day i will rid one an peepz will say im like dat gai an i will repond i don no wo dat is i don watch anime an it will be all like our lil secrett! but i gess not cuz google seys deres a mvie comin out abut it in americas so peepz will tink im cool cuz ill say leonardo divinci told me about b4 it actully comz out!!!!! and dell totlly beleeve me so don tell dem lol!!!!!!! and he da main character i tink lol!!!!!!

an my dad use to rde me 2 skool on his motobike cuz i coulnt go on da bus wit all the other kids cauz that is conformst an im 2 uniqu lol. but den i fund out he wasnn my real dad soz he won ride me or buy mcdonal for me anymore :((((( an dat sucks cuz i rilly like the toyz u get with the happy meals acvept wen da wun i wnt isnt dera nad i have to get the 1 i don want i h8 dat!!!!

woah i guess u fund out a lot abot me der i worked more on dis den my homwork 2nit do i never du cuz im a rebel an dun need skool lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dis blog is sddenly a lot dpper leave ur opinions bye

oh and see dis movie cause ders blood k

OMG GUYS!!!

They sed that my blog waz a spam blog an they mite delete it!!!!


Don worry tho, i don think there gonna delete it cuz my blog iz cool!!!

Review # 3: Mythbusters (More like MythBUST!!!)

Mythbustas iz a show about 2 guys hu think there so smart but there not bcuz i saw the show dumies and the bald one was an idiot an he was just juming around and it was dum

the one wit da berae i think he had a black soul lyk me bcuz he was quiet and actually smart UNLIKE ADAM HU WAS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

also theres a girl named kari byron an shes really hot and the show is so much beter cuz of her!!!
shes so hot and i think shes emo lyk me even tho she doesn't show it i think so yeah im in love with her and i hope shell be my GF so i wrote her a letter and i spent 3 hours on it and used spellcheck and everything!!!!!!!!


Kari
Your eyes shine with the brilliance of a thousand suns
I long to caress you
Up your thigh
Down your shoulder
My palm shall guide the way
Your breasts are supple and gentle
And your buttocks is shapely and grand
Your body is the perfect example of the female form
I dream of you Kari
Soon we shall be together for always

JK i got my friend at skool 2 write that but i think its good so im gonna send it 2 her and say its from me i hope she says yes!!!


Its 2 bad tho bcuz they sed that there were key words in my post and it had to b checked by admins first!!!








OMH HOT!!!!



U can tell by this picture that shes a little emo by wat shes wearing and stuff!!
We were ment 2 b together!

Review # 2: Death Note (More like Death NOT no its good)

DEATH NOTE!!!

Okay so theres this other manga called deth note with no noodles or anything and theres lots of deth so i lyk it a lot except that its relly confusing epseshly the part with the prison and stuff but b4 that theres sum bondage so its good.

also in part of it the guy eats sum chips so its more american i think then the other ones and thats y theres no noodles or fighting or stuff!

and the guy is emo 2 so i can relate 2 him and were prety much the same in a lot of ways i think!

Also the bad guy is suppose be american but the auther is japanese and cant think of any english names so they called him l how stupid is that?!?!?!?!?!?!1

anyway overall i give these mangas a 8/10 because it was rally dumb and unfunny but in part the was an upskirt shot so i lyk it a lot!!!! also its relly emo so i can relate becuz im emo 2!!!

i wanna play wit dis action figure!!!

dis chick is kinda hot 2 tho!!!

Review #1: Bleach (Blech!)

My first review is of the bleach mangas.

Is it just me, or is manga really stupid?

All these waps going around thinking that there cool guess wat there not!!!

I wish that these peeps would watch some cartoons insted of anime because anime is about peeps eating noodles and fighting an its really dumb.

so anyway bleach is really dumb because its just about gosts and stuff and its lyk omg spooky!!!

NOT!

Bleach is so dumb becuz its just strawberry man hitting stuff but the girl was kind of hot the one with the big boobs on the 3rd manga!!!!

So anyway, its just a guy named strawberry that wans 2 b american so he dies his hair red or something i dunno its really stupid.

Read about how stupid it is!

Wants to be American

Not as hot as the one on the third manga!

REALLY HOT LOL!!!